Popular comedian Chelsea Handler shares some of her strange and amusing exploits in this collection of humor essays. Known for her ability to get herself into some rather strange situations, Handler has a quick wit and bawdy sense of humor that have earned her a spot as a top-ranking female comedian.

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description.

The popular stand-up comedienne and star of such shows as Girls Behaving Badly and Chelsea Lately celebrates the highs and lows of her life, from her relationships with a series of fetish-fulfilling paramours to an unorthodox dog-sitting stint. 75,000 first printing.

The popular stand-up comedienne and star of such shows as Girls Behaving Badly and Chelsea Lately celebrates the highs and lows of her life, from her relationships with a series of fetish-fulfilling paramours to an unorthodox dog-sitting stint. 75,000 first printing.